everyone has an asshole living
inside the back of their head
some just happen to be far
more pleasant than others
or at least far more fun
& those assholes be who
become our entertainers
'cause they're the only ones who
can show you the horrible Truth
by telling you they hate you
by pretending they love you
& still somehow make money
but the true entertainers
make their money telling you
that they love you by lying about
how much they pretend to hate you
everyone has an asshole living
inside the back of their head
some just happen to be
far more pleasant than others
or at least far more fun
& those assholes become
our entertainers