Summer Break-ups (Blame Harry Potter)

It's fun telling silly stories 
Of what we did as kids in love 
Like have I ever told you once 
I read every Harry Potter book 
In that oh-so long month after 
Letters "GF" turned into "EX"? 

'cause they were Her favorites 
& so when we got back together  
We would have so much we could 
Discuss, & since it's just our 
"Summer break" as to find Time 
& Space - I will hit the gym & 
Be more than magic - be also a 
Porterhouse steak she can eat; 

Now my perf3ct plan's complete 
And waiting 'til again we meet 
Already hearing wedding bells! 
Wait... alarm clocks? I forgot 
Our feet did meet for she came 
By to pick up all of Her stuff 
Stored at my place, 'cause was 
A Love-sick sucker to think we 
Were breaking only our Summer; 

Given some Motivation at least 
To make another version of Me; 
A tangential side-note to end: 
I can't find my gym membership 
And last time I remember going 
To the gym - I was using my ID 
As my bookmark - so if you see 
Flabby me - blame Harry Potter 
For my forgotten-love physique