It's not that the secret
To immortality is ever lost
It's just the secret is useless
To the Immortal Whö found it
So rather than lost
The secret is thrown out
Or buried in a filing cabinet
Somewhere in cubicle 427
Until one day when cleaning
An old coffee stained napkin
With the "lost" secret
Is again "found" - and then
The Immortal says to its self:
"What is this NØИ3§ΣN§∃?"
Immortal NØИ3§ΣN§∃