Nö~Иø’s Team Injury Report

My soccer team has grown 
Oh~so lean, I mean, just 
Look at Jimmy Whö jacked 
Up that left knee trying 
To hop a fence that's as 
Tall as an evergreen ~ & 
Don't forget Brian, that 
Military mess ~ Whö left 
His right eyeball behind 
Alongside his Mind, lost 
Inside the African mines 
That found product lines 
Of blood diamond designs 
& finally I can't forget 
Mike, Whö's oh~so flakey 
'cause as of now no~show 
Although said might just 
Make it, if he takes his 
Baby sister's Barby bike 
But likely lying 2 Nö~Иø