Mountain Guru

When climbing up Mount Fuji 
2 speak with the Guru Whö knows 
Δ11 Ü do & much, much more 
Your questions R a bore 
& make him loudly snore 
Because when you ask him 
Something oh~so Dumb, like 
"What's the meaning of Life?" 
He simply replies: "ИØthing." 
Not because Life means nothing 
Only yours does, 4 if you have 
Enough Time to climb a mountain 
Rather than search 4 it yourself 
Then there's ИØthing he can say 
That will convince Ü of the Truth