Once there was this crazy Crimson Fucker
Bat-shit insane, turned me into a blood-sucker
The name he chose to go by was "Alucard"
Because you're too stupid to read it backward
Best known for his enthusiastic midnight walks
Through the woods, ending in quite tense talks
Like on that dark night when I got my part
The night that demon shot me through the heart
Now I §hiver when I look into my mirror
Staring back, blank faces reflecting terror
I'm scared of my own reflection, nothing's there
Tried asking him about it, he disappears
Having given me eternal life, I stood -§till-
Waiting oh-so long, losing all will to kill
I waited 'til at least twice my original age
& lost all hope, thinking death be his cage
Then after many lifetimes, he finally comes back
Having handled all sin he'd hidden in a sack
The color red, once reminding of the dead
Now instead, paints rainbows following dread
Inspired by Team Four Star’s “Hellsing Ultimate Abridged” (and by extension, Hellsing Ultimate):