Upside∿Down Pineapple

That girl with the crazy blonde hair 
& now I see she kinda looks like Cher 
Running around topless, without a care 
Waking dead men like a hibernating bear 
Even a gentleman cannot help but stare 
Nor his jealous wife who's quite near 
Both bonding over desires they share 
To see even more of her figure bare 
Almost enough we might try to tear 
Off what little cloth remains there 
Willpower keeps still our hands here 
Because We don't want to end up where 
Them without Consent's contract appear 
Earning a ticket to hell from the chair