Imaginary Allergies, Act I: N Bloom

Today, my allergies have 
Been acting up pretty bad 
Feeling like I ran through 
Field of weed & wildflowers 
Blooming beautifully, though 
Covering Me with their pollen 
Making Me sneeze repeatedly 
& red eyes start watering 
So the whole n9ne yards 

Though this is all pretty §trange 
Since the winter is nearly here 
So frosting over every morning 
Meaning: the flowers are dead 
Then, even besides that fact 
I don't have allergies, thus 
Whether pollen, dust, or rust 
Tissues have never been a must 
What's it about today? Or maybe 
Better to ask what's N this room 
That could B causing all of these 
Imaginary allergies now manifesting? 

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