Imaginary Allergies, Act II: Return of the Red Eyes

My allergies are back 
This time, on full attack 
My red eyes not just B watery 
As tears R streaming down my face 
And with a runny nose now overflowing 
So covering my lips & cheeks with 
Snot & tears, gets N my beard 
While trying 2 figure out 
Why's this happening? 

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