Feather? Whatever

I think My phone is trying to gaslight me

Like that, above

Why did it decide to capitalize “My”

It does that all the time with random words

And beyond that

It randomly refuses to predict certain words

Like what inspired this poem

Or rather the catalyst to this poem

Since it keeps happening enough

That even my memory is noticing

So, what catalyzed this poem

Was that it refused to believe “Feather” was a word

Making Me question if I was

Remembering the right word

And as you can see

It randomly capitalized it again

Like it’s a proper noun or a name

Rather than this common item

You’d expect to be preprogrammed into a phone

And what else is strange

It would guess “featherless”

So, it knows the lack of something

But not the actual thing

I don’t even know why I’m writing this

This is a dumb poem

Whatever


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