I think My phone is trying to gaslight me
Like that, above
Why did it decide to capitalize “My”
It does that all the time with random words
And beyond that
It randomly refuses to predict certain words
Like what inspired this poem
Or rather the catalyst to this poem
Since it keeps happening enough
That even my memory is noticing
So, what catalyzed this poem
Was that it refused to believe “Feather” was a word
Making Me question if I was
Remembering the right word
And as you can see
It randomly capitalized it again
Like it’s a proper noun or a name
Rather than this common item
You’d expect to be preprogrammed into a phone
And what else is strange
It would guess “featherless”
So, it knows the lack of something
But not the actual thing
I don’t even know why I’m writing this
This is a dumb poem
Whatever