
A silver hair girl, Jojo pose
All over those hoes
Very popular
Wipes the floor with
The boys who bore her
A clean sweep, sparkling
’cause everybody wants Me
Well what about that one boy?
Sitting N the MC seat and sulking
He’s the only one Whö ignores Me &
Because of my big ego – I can’t let this B
So, let’s play pretend – try 2 convince him
I don’t want a boyfriend – true – so I’m gonna
Date You because I’m tired of being confessed 2
Which isn’t a lie, but not the Truth – REMember
My ego wants You because I’m the Queen and
I deserve everything – so although He wants
Nothing 2 do with Me – have tricks up my sleeve
Like being a magician on a mission – abra kadabra
Alakazam – bam – & like that I Am blackmailing You
& I have extra portions of extortion if You try 2
Force your way away from Me whenever fed up
So a perfect plan, except I forgot 2 check
His childhood friend also wants Him
Small & weird & fierce – kinda
Like a tangerine chihuahua &
Have 2 B careful with her
And her accoustic guitar
Getting N my way again
As she’s trying 2 B cool
Like Whö does she think
She is? So it’s no wonder
She’s so unpopular – when
Compared 2 Me, especially
And wait…another girl now?
Pink hair and wedding dress
& Proof of engagement as well
Yare yare daze, good grief – how’s
My perfect plan becoming this mess?
Approaching, one more takes the floor
Great – & now black hair is N my brush
How is anyone gonna keep a 4-way score?
& the thing B – I know I said I didn’t like Him
& only being a hoe trying 2 stroke my own ego
Jealousy seems 2 do this strange thing 2 Me
Growing greener, my flower’s blooming
Cherry blossoms falling, hear cupid calling
What is this feeling? No way this could really B
Me now falling N Love with this dork genuinely?
Y couldn’t I C it before? When I was so open 2 score
Now, a leisurely walk through the park with my dog
Turning N2 a race as I chase him after breaking free
Of my leash – puppy love isn’t supposed 2 stay, yet
Worrying my callous courtship will B my undoing
But now isn’t the time 2 stall while I bawl about
Kids taking my toys and playing with my doll
Else, gonna end up losing it all – kinda like
Paul, when kicking the ball over a wall
So Time 2 put on my big-girl pantsu &
Go do what I gotta do 2 go on through
2 the otherside of this apocalypse, which
B revealing how much I wanna kiss his lips
So, if I really wanna win N the end & B his Mrs.
I guess I’m gonna have 2 learn 2 B his Friend first

Fun Fact: This is the show that introduced me to Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, my favorite show of all Time. Ironically, I almost dropped JJBA after the first episode, but because of this anime, I decided to give it more of a chance, and clearly, I fell N love like France.



