Zombie Gnome / Better Off Ted (Cranberry Sauce)

There B a zombie calling out 2 Me

But whatever could She mean?

Can’t quite understand Her

With this visceral gurgling

Covering Her vocal composition

Then, realizing what I Am hearing

Isn’t coming from outside of Me, but

From within my head – oh! Feeling dread

Could this B the reason I’ve become brain-dead?

That there’s a zombie gnome N my dome who’s well fed!

I think He said his name’s Ted & wants Me 2 buy him a new bed

How it astounds Me – for a squatter 2 make demands ’round here when

He’ll get more sleep taking a dirt nap – so I’ll bury him underground N§tead


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