I’ve recently
Received this
Hand brace for
My carpal tunnel
& so – thanks, Mom!
Also, I think she might
Have it too – or at least
Something similar so
She’s stocked thus
Gave it 2 Me 4 free and
It’s a Mueller name-brand
That’s a good name, but
I Am uncertain about
The brand, because
What I always think of
Whenever I hear Mueller
Is that I am reminded of
The German footballer
What a machine he is
Totes a GOAT – clearly He
B among the all-time greatests
He definitely has a brace N him
Meaning 2 goals N one game if
Your brain isn’t up 2 date
With sportsball lingo
Though, returning 2
My hand brace case
Hopefully the same
Can also B claimed about
The pharmaceutical company
Who might have a similar
Conflict of interests
2 the person who created
Rape whistles N “Love Is…”
(It’s a Bo Burnham joke – so
Go and appreciate his work
It’s much better than mine)
Wait – where was I again?
Oh yeah – Mueller and
My hope their Mind B
As prime as mine, thus
Focused on Good☯Design
Rather than whether he can
Take it all – nickles and dimes
Managers maximizing money by
Sacrificing my health
& Time as well
♡Sugar☆World☮ 