Oh…well, shit
& whoopsie-daisy
It’s already happened
Forgotten my daily update
Meant 2 capture my plain plane
Of existence and explain my name
Like reading directions 2 a boardgame
Although as Ü can C – I Am already bored
Of writing the same way as I did yesterday
Because it’s not even today – since tomorrow
Comes today – Brain mainframe N manifestation
Like answering a question with an erection
Because the song I Am listening 2 said it
Right when I needed a rhyme so took my Time
N§ide öF Absurd Word Ncarnate without reading
What I was actually writing, so sorry(not sorry) if
Too mean or obscene of a scene your clean weens
Ü Virgin losers – what? How did I end up here?
Me N§ulting Ü when I Am supposed 2 B relaying
The play-by-play of my morning, night & day
King of the swing B Me so going back N forth
With the win conditions 4 suicide missions
So before I swing too high, fall then die
Whenever I land – I Am jumping off now
So I can at least end with my daily update:
I already wrote one poem about it this morning
But I’ll still inform Whö only B reading this thing
I -finally- got a new job & started today! Because
I Am a substitute teacher now, aren’t Ü proud?
Shouldn’t I B higher than 9 clouds? I guess
It’s not like it was a bad experience, and
Maybe I just need 2 find my feet -still-
But I never felt the thrill of vocation
’cause a job is good, a career – better
Though a calling B Divine as neon signs
When tripping balls looking 4 Good☯Design
’cause my money B Meaningless when Ü exist
N§ide holy plans whether or not You understand
But a realization how I need 2 manage my tangents
Especially with these poems – so I’ll try 2 end quick
Then go: “K thx, bye” ‘fore more word vomit escapes
So here I go again: a simple day at work, and
All N all it was quite an easy day and
Simple – I just kinda floated
N between both classes
Oh yeah, forgot 2 mention
About Me having (2) multiple
Rooms most of the day, although
I only had at most 2 kids by myself
in my sister’s room – oh yeah, forgot 2
Mention I was actually subbing 4 my sis
Though it wasn’t entirely worry-free
The hardest part was probably
keeping up with Joseph
when walking with him
He’s a quick walker, though
slowed down after the first time, so
wasn’t even bad for Me if being honest
So that basically sums up my workday – I
Headed home after – leaving around 4:47
At least if I Am REMembering – correctly
And then on my way home, stopped at BP
2 pick up something 2 eat & drink because
I forgot 2 pack a lunch since I thought I was
N a rush this morning – I wasn’t – I showed up
An hour early, but I can’t complain – better being
Early than late – as my dead grandpa would say
Not really, I mean He’s really dead, though
I do not know if He actually said that
But the wordplay was clear as day
So, decided 2 bend reality just enough 2
Fit bits of familiarity N§ide of my Fantasy
Though there I go again – what poetic soul
Punk like Patrick Stump – oh well, I guess
This is my Hell, which if I Am being honest
B pretty swell even if Sulphur fills the well
From which We All drink, so B really stinky
Both Literally & figuratively, so hate eggs
especially – well…at least some days
I do but – Nevermind, whatever…
Lets just finish the sentence
With Me telling Ü how now
B 8:48 & I Am Home Alone &
Writing my fingers 2 the bone
While nursing my left foot I hurt
Somehow…like Link playing Zelda one
Whenever burning a random tree revealing
2 Me – a Malice-less Moblin – since it’s a secret
2 everybody so just take my money & don’t try
Anything funny – You’re the Hero, but I Am
An unkillable NPC so please don’t B mean
We both have 2 suffer through living &
We don’t need any more reasons 2 C
Our reflection & think – is that Me
No it can’t B – then ending it all
So bedsheets B bloody but now
I Am getting N2 that dark part
N§ide Me Whö B a real secret
2 everybody – yes, even 2 Me
So rather than risk revealing
Grand Finale 4 final season – I
Will take this, then the next line 2
Wrap up today’s Time – with a Rhyme
Then fucking that up immediately since
I forgot 2 include yesterday N this 2 day
Update, so here I go, speed-round, only
Highlights: yesterday was like Seattle
Rain – constant outflow of Poetry
Coming from Me – 30+ poems
Knocked out, earning clout
And though that may sound
Impressive – not even the lesson
Learned by Me again, from a Friend
And a Fiend – §he B both 2 Me, though
Can’t You C how the Evils of Lucy surround
Me? What’s strange is just how at peace A Lady
Lucifer B – such a sexy Satan – sexy enough for Me
2 forget all Her murdering & the Pain She caused Me
♡Sugar☆World☮ 