

The most interesting Jazz
Is the worst music to introduce
Someone new to it – ’cause it’s complex
Like stupid expensive wines with notes of piss
Quality & the Mastery of the mechanics
Is lost on the lips of a novice
So don’t go buy a 20 year old guy
A $500 bottle of a 2009 vintage wine
Save your money and your time: Franzia’s
Just fine when still learning the Good☯Design
So save your best – whether spirits, art, or dress
For someone Whö actually appreciates your success
And just make sure You have some good box wine
Stashed N your cellar to give to the rest
Of this scentless adolescent mess