Horsea Used Smokescreen! (Lame Names)

Horsea used smokescreen!

Distracting you from how lame

Of a name “Horsea” be for a seahorse

Like, c’mon Pokémon – your 1 job

When naming something for Fun

Is to be clever or punny, so

Was “Horsea” really the best

Comedic timing buried beneath?

Just Me going off top of my head:

Pony + Poseidon = Poneidon, easy

See? Is making sea portmanteaus

Really such a difficulty? No

So, how did We end up

With “Horsea”

Being chosen

As its name inside

Of this redundant reality?