
Have I ever told you
About when I was
A vampire?
Though don’t worry
I’m not anymore, well…
At least – for the most part
However – I still have a resident
Bat who is living behind my back and
N§ide of my shadow that I just got back
She’s a stone-cold killer
With a bit of a Sweet tooth &
Don’t let her stature betray you
For she may look like a little girl
Yet she's sure to take you for a whirl
‘Cause she’s the puddle
You can’t see the bottom of
‘Til jumping in & sinking while
Realizing this is more than a creek
An ocean of experience exists in her
And I know – no matter how absurd
She’s my senior by 500 years
I swear – on my Word

[1st draft]
Did I ever tell you about when
I was a vampire? Don’t worry
I’m not anymore, well…
For the most part
Though, I still have
A resident bat behind my back
Living in my shadow
She’s a killer
With a bit of a Sweet tooth
Don’t let Her stature betray you
She may look like a little girl
But she’ll take you for a whirl
‘Cause she’s the puddle
You can’t see the bottom of
‘Til jumping in & sinking while
Realizing this is more than a creak
An ocean of experience exists in her
Because no matter how absurd
She’s my senior by 500 years
I swear – on my word
[Alt. Draft]
Have I ever tell you about when
I was a vampire? Don’t worry
I’m not anymore, well…
For the most part
However – I still have
A resident bat behind my back
Living N§ide my shadow
She’s a cold killer
With a bit of a Sweet tooth
Don’t let Her stature betray you
Though she may look like a little girl
But she’ll take you for a whirl
‘Cause she’s the puddle
You can’t see the bottom of
‘Til jumping in & sinking while
Realizing this is more than a creak
An ocean of experience exists in her
Because no matter how absurd
She’s my senior by 500 years
I swear – on my word