Linus’ Lisp (Star Wars Day)

"May the 4th B with Ü"

Says Linus
A jedi knight
Whö has a bad lisp
& face Ü wouldn't miss
When he B greeting Ü while
He's trying so hard not 2 piss
& so, floating around like a whisp

Whose tongue is always N a twist
Especially if going N 4 a kiss
& now I Am lost N green mist
So, just add it to the list

The list of trips & tricks
Sent by the Sinister Savior
Who tries 2 alley-oop this &
Then ending with another miss

& no wonder God’s gaudy thunder
Wandered off during the ○eclipse●
When else was Time meant 2 pass and
Ellipsis like A Rhyme caught N tryst?

The §tance öF Θmnipotence / Versed N The Force (Solo Run)


[1st draft]

May the 4th B with Ü

Says Linus with his lisp

As he greets Ü like a whisp

Whose tongue is always N a twist

Especially if going N 4 a kiss

And now I’m lost N mist

Just add it to the list

The list of trips & tricks

Sent by the Sinister savior

Who tried 2 ally-oop this

And ended with a miss

No wonder God’s thunder

Wandered off during the eclipse

When else was my Time meant 2 pass

Like an ellipse of rhymes caught N a tryst

Leave a comment