Mayonnaise
Is an öDD condiment
Like – N’America
It’s #3 at best
According 2 Uncle Sam’s
Sauce Boss – Orange Range
Where marble podiums show
Mayo behind Red Ketchup
& Mellow Yellow Mustard
Kernels like C.C.’s Korn
If Ü needed A CLUEDO
From Blue’s Flow
But back 2 the §how
Because if Ü cross the pond
Those Brits become Nitwits
4 Mayo with some Vinegar
2 dip their French Fries
But get ready 4 A §urpries!
4 Left Ey3 – fly across
Violet skies at Twilight
2 arrive N Japan’s
Calypso skies at sunrise
Because they go absolutely
Wild like style 4 their White
Goo food like splooge – & 2 B
Fair
Their MAyÖ B quite Weird
Well, §trange 2 ܧ at least
& though I know it tastes
Different – unique 2 Me
I don’t know what Flavor
So when Ey3 watch them
Go Nutz
Over the stuff – makes Me
Wanna try some tonight
2 Bad I Lost my Power öF
Flight – along with my private Jet
When falling thru N’2 §weet Dreams
If Ü No Whö Ey3 Mean
So it goes
vividRED – y R Ü
So hard 2 4get
Bizarre