vividRED (MAyÖ)

Mayonnaise

Is an öDD condiment

Like – N’America

It’s #3 at best

According 2 Uncle Sam’s

Sauce Boss – Orange Range

Where marble podiums show

Mayo behind Red Ketchup

& Mellow Yellow Mustard

Kernels like C.C.’s Korn

If Ü needed A CLUEDO

From Blue’s Flow

But back 2 the §how

Because if Ü cross the pond

Those Brits become Nitwits

4 Mayo with some Vinegar

2 dip their French Fries

But get ready 4 A §urpries!

4 Left Ey3 – fly across

Violet skies at Twilight

2 arrive N Japan’s

Calypso skies at sunrise

Because they go absolutely

Wild like style 4 their White

Goo food like splooge – & 2 B

Fair

Their MAyÖ B quite Weird

Well, §trange 2 ܧ at least

& though I know it tastes

Different – unique 2 Me

I don’t know what Flavor

So when Ey3 watch them

Go Nutz

Over the stuff – makes Me

Wanna try some tonight

2 Bad I Lost my Power öF

Flight – along with my private Jet

When falling thru N’2 §weet Dreams

If Ü No Whö Ey3 Mean

So it goes

vividRED – y R Ü

So hard 2 4get

Bizarre


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