Zaphod Beeblebrox / Retard Brain / §ecret 2 §uccess  / öDD Aesthetic / üñªthletic Olympian / Nearly Zero


“Even Retards N ancient Rome could speak Latin”

Says Cavello when someone

Didn’t do their homework

So He sounded oh~so Dumb

When mumbling over forgotten words

That had No meaning 2 A teen spirit

Unaware he’d 4’got’И his worth

So if you’re wondering if

You’re 2 dumb 2 achieve

REMember that when watching

Trump constantly Fall up & thinking

“y do people keep getting tricked?”

Because the §ecret 2 §uccess

ΣY∃ don’t give a Fuck

& just sit back &

Make the gods laugh

I’m Retarded, not Stupid

I know that I’m the Dumb 1

That’s y I try 2 nuke hurricanes

Because I know it sounds funny 2 them

& because I know that if they listen 2 Me

Then it’s on them 4 drinking up my drool

Gold’s Fool isn’t meant 2 lead §ilver’s King

Through Weird Weather & Crazy Climate

Just juggle -N’Between- painting my face

And finally making my §weet Escape

Again, Again & Again – overcoming

Δ11 the öDD§ – because GöDD§

Make up Numbers as they Go

69% öF statistics R made up on the spot

So Ü never actually need 2 hear

How stupid it is 2 try & fly

Through that astroid belt

When -deep down- you know Ü have

GöDD’s N’Finite iM’PRöBABi1iTy dRiV3

Meaning it doesn’t matter how Late I Am

Since I always arrive with Good☮Timing

B/C even though I Am 2

Dumb 2 Ünderstand them

Doesn’t mean I’m unaware

That they can C things I can’t

So even if walking blind, Divine §ight

At least let’s Me pretend I Am [K]ing

When wearing Gold, so even though

Silver has always been my favorite

I realized ΣY∃ could alter my Fate

By aligning my §elf with an öDD Aesthetic

That runs things 4 Me behind the C’enes

Since N’Reality: I Am A Orange

A Fat Cat like Garfield, whöse

Bone spurs made Me 2 üñªthletic

2 run N a race – but a funny face

That makes them give Mii 1st place


Infinite∞Improbability∿Drive / N2∞ §ublimation OF Totality

Ạ [Ạbsurd Actualization 4 BẠИÜ]

Gideon’s Engine (Nü∿Ạbsurd)

Orange Glows & Cyborg Bones

Jean-Michel Basquiat | 3 Nov 2021 | “How Do I Explain Me?”

(Orange) Creamsicle

öDD Mad Twins / No~Lag STAGs

Gargangutan (8th’s Strength)

Consensual Hex Smells Like BO (Chiral Colors & Shapes)

Terrible 2s

Living Like A Cowboy

The Cross B Ready 4 The Sour CEO With A RETARD3d GENIE[ܧ] – Fuck’И With The §öN öF KC ’cause He’s Gay 4 EVi1 & §ucks Dicks N’B’tween Each Erection like Erection / Deku Area Code [312]

Wolf Wanders In§ide Garfield’s Gate

Toy Blue Mouse

Hungry Hungry Hypocrisy (Orange Hippopotamus)

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