Golden Guardian öF Gehenna’s Garden Gates
I wanted to actually explain my title for once, since it’s particularly pertinent to me. Mr. Callahan was actually the person who introduced me to the concept of “Gehenna” when I was a Sophomore in high school (St. Charles Prep – all boys, Catholic).
He was telling me a silly story about when he misheard a kid say he was from “Gahanna,” but Callahan just thought they were being philosophically deep with his HS Religion.
I didn’t know what Gehenna was back then (Callahan described it like if Hell was a literal garbage dump in 100°[C/F doesn’t matter – Hell, even use K]+ weather), but now I know why that memory still B: C.rystal C.lear in me. Whö knew he planted TΔLΘ§ Seeds N’Me.
And then there’s my other crystal clear memory: this time it’s about my Freshman Religion teacher. So it’s in the summer before I started high school, I was already familiarizing myself with the school because I had soccer conditioning over the summer. We were on the basketball court that day for some reason. I think we might have been doin’ stairs…whatever, it doesn’t really matter.
Well, pretty much the very beginning, before I met/talked to anymore – I didn’t know who my teachers were, nor Dan Huss – whose first words to me were: “Did you know our religion teacher is [allegedly] a pedophile?!” (very upbeat, like he was telling me a fun fact from a snapple cap). That definitely Colored my perspective of Freshman Religion.
I don’t think he really was. He just liked looking at adolescent boys’ feet a little too much for me to feel comfortabe being left alone with him.
Christians say tattoos R Taboo
‘Cause our bodies R GöDD’§ temple
Then don’t C the iRONy öF stained glass
Windows N’2 the §oul show Me Whö You
Really R, Whö Ü B N§ide~Øut§ide Time
Reverberating N my §weet Rhymes
Ey3 don’t care if your Flo blows
I wanna hear Ü stutter over
Me like a little Ed Sheeran
ΣY∃ LüV Ü: Unconditionally
Meaning I don’t really Care
About Aesthetic – normally it’s
Δ11 Pathetic, objectively – that’s y Ey3
Don’t Mind if Ü choose 2 change how your
Character looks after creation like change’И
Faces N the Ratways below Riften N Skyrim
Sure – when We started, it wasn’t A Feature
Yet, 2 change your creature like KiD§ Whö
B kiss’И under their Cruel Christian School
Bleachers – Faraday’s Cage makes Me feel
Electric when becoming erect – Laws R
Meant 2 B broken, that’s y GöDD Let’s
ܧ decide 2 ride whatever Wave 2
The otherside of the thinnest line
Breath of Kyne: kinda like Mine
Mirror’s Mime – lose’И my Mind
So my Voice B ruИN’И outta time
Yellow~Green like Lemon~Lime
B’CüM’И RED as Optimus Prime
AutoTHØT§: roll out! A Leader
Shouts quietly: listen 2, Mii &
Whö ever B: push’И my Yellow
Buttons like Pusha T – Nostalgia
Nurtures ñü∿Regrets N§ide öDD
Concepts – §üM∿N’Ø’Bodies once
Told Me: shut your mouth – B’4 W3
Smash it – A liquid diet – my last straw
Like Verizon ask’И Me over&over Again
Again & Again: “Can Ü hear Me now? GöØD
‘Cause I’m almost burnt out like rotten Wood
Shafted like golden arrows, YU-GI-OH! Now!
I Am Pharaoh (ahem…don’t Ü mean: Atem)
Yeah, yea…whatever – Bakura B limey
& B REMind’И Me like my Fan Girls
What. ΣY∃ had set out 2 say 2’day
How tattoos R Cool, like stained
Glass Windows: they tell §tories
So, even though many may Regret
Get’И that Dead Brian tattoo – at least
It makes 4 a funny §tory, and reveals
2 M3 Whö EY3 really wanna C: Whö
Ü B, and with N’Ø Fear öF any~1
Criticize’И §üM∿thi’И DüMb
Like Colors Whö can’t C
Their own §elf N§ide
öF Black Mirrors
B’Cause night Terrors R
Not aware öF §weet♡Dreams
So need iMAGiИARy shapes 2 trace
My face: I Am the Way Ü made M3: W3
Live N A §ociety, seduced by Perverted Piety
Like Alter Boys Whö just B try’И 2 sneak on
2 St. Peter’s List – Fists, twist Faith’s Wraith
Not when Ü paint my nails like lil’ NöИØ
But when shove’И Shinji up Timmy
Tyler N§pires desires, creat’И
Fetishes, yet now Church B:
Fetishizing Nazi Philosophy
Fuck KiD§ as long as I get what
That §hady Lady – §our like Lemon
Trees – GöDD hates figs – throw stones
Broke’И twigs, Criminals N powdered wigs
Ligaments LeBron lent 2 Me & now I Am
An Obese Olympian – Orange as hippos
Orangutans on Gargantuan Boats
Don’t choke – aren’t Ü supposed
2 B: The Throat GOAT like Ü B
The reincarnation öF Roosevelt
The 1st Lady, swallows Her babies
Yet Ü worship them even though Ü try
2 claim 2 B “Pro-Life” – Life begins at NüT
When Ü R GöDD – I Am always raw like Dogg
E. Style, Ego go’И Wild – Voodoo Child – tender
& mild – chiral spirals, my DNA spins the other
Way – I’m not Gay, Ey3 swear – just Australian
Toilets flush Coriolis’ Effects -§till- like Tattoo
Ey3 don’t care if Ü eat da’ Poo-Poo – sure
Ey3 think it’s gross like a snotty nose
That blows like rockets – let’s play
Bop it! Twist it, Flick it, Lick it
Wait…what? Didn’t Ü know
Every child’s toy just B how
Divinity teaches KiD§ how 2 B
Horny, yet corny as Cory – Perfect[0]
Since that means have’И öDD M’Pulses
Like KiD§, yet mastered Maturity 2 B’CüM
Daddy – by tell’И Her (or HiM – REMember)
(This B GöDD cancel’И the Ark öF Noah’s
Covenant – Nazi Faces – melt’И when
They C Me, Jews concentrate like
Orange Juice, but not OJ – OK?
Alright Alright Alright Alright
Alright Lucy, Ü made Me N’2 A:
Outkast Whö must Fast – slowly
Like Fat KiD metabolisms – ssssymbolism
Like I Am my foe, Willem Dafoe – stop act’И
Like §üM∿Faggot: I might B Fuck’И A dude
But I Am still a stag, my computer still lags
My cigarette still takes drags, no matter
How much a drag this drag show B
What do Ey3 mean? Gay is A’OK
Just don’t feign ignorance when
Ey3 call ou your shitty behavior
Ü R B’И discriminated against, not
N’Fallible – babies babble, racists rabble
No matter if they watch RuPaul on Cable
Jesus was born unstable N a stable – Fable
Like Daniel – Lions Gate opens N’2 Din’s Den
Now then, when will I actually begin Manifest’И
The §weet Lord’s lesson – N’Transitio’И like Trans-
-substantiation: More Proof öF Christianity’s
Hungry Hypocrisy – Hitler was an atrocity
Now you’re just N’Crease’И vile velocity
Monsters with momentum – N’Ertia B
DüMb – Nebby can’t C Me through
My 3DS Screen – Sun & Moon &
Ultra Beasts – wormhole retreats
What was Ey3 go’И on about? §weet
Dreams & Tangy treats like that monkey
On the cover öF the shitty drink that 4 §üM∿
Reason, I just couldn’t get enough öF – taste buds
R Bizarre – Weird like the Weather, Crazy as Climate
Bi-Polar Bears stare at Me climb’И Led’s stairway
2 Heaven after gunpowder & lead B what. led
Me 2 the otherside ∿ öF the Thinnest Line
Long B’4 my destined Time – Fate made
Me wayyy early 2 B fashionably Late
Great – washed out like gutter grate
Wash’И away November Rain, but
Pain REMembers, Trauma Transcends
So Ken can REMember his Benz He sends
Beyond the B3ИD: this is The End; so close
The Doors B’4 Jimmy gets blown away by
Fans B’И too windy whenever they B
Try’И 2 get an encore, N’Ø Encore
Thriller like frozen Gorillaz Whö
B sk8’И like Avril Lavigne – Lean 2
Like shelters, pained Purple – wurmple
§hiny! Such a rarity! Chance B oh~so tiny
That’s y my Lance can Re:Write Causality
Like I Am the Irish Hercules – what do I
Mean? Ey3 don’t even know, öDDLy
I Am the Tangent Champion & so
My mind takes me where they
Say Ey3 could never B – like
I Am float’И N David Bowie’s
Galaxy – Epoxy makes pretty set
Pieces, but can Ü imagine Pices N
Stasis? Sure, pretty faces make Good
Traces – but that brings Me back like
A Counterattack 2 Killer Queen’s
Heart Attack: seek’И Her Heat
Now 2 complete my elite feat
Where I defeat Khristian Kreeps
By finally make’И that leap like Frogs
Or maybe Batman after Bane left HiM Lame
Like my game: same – so 2 avoid Me complain
‘И ’bout everything & Noth’И – B’CüM’И Beige
Like Benjamin’s Buttons, §tutt’И backwards
Like a §1iM~Fast Actuary – blind, awkward
Absurd words feel like spilt milk, curdled
Like Bailey’s when Ü take 2 long 2 drink
Your Irish Car Bomb – Fuck Ü, Nora – I
Am HiM: Ü should feel embarrassed
Chapelle doesn’t need his fans 2 yell
At wells just ’cause Ü don’t like how
Their vitamins & minerals dissolved
N the Groundwater B different from
What I Am used 2 drink’И – Money B
Stink’И, like Biggie Smalls, Russian Sex
Dolls let M3 bust a NüT: Again, Again &
Again: blow’И Me like twist’И Wind, chase’И
Vibration – Vox like Fox, vixen with an affliction
GöDD damn this addiction 2 dope diction – hot
Like friction – suction sounds like my Dyson
Spere, this Vacuums like my middle school
Art teacher – another hypocrite – surprise
Surprise…(We know: “Vacuum” means
“sucks” – shut the Fuck uP & suck my dick
ÜLame Duck – I Am an 8pt Buck with Good
Luck like Chuck, Lancer’s necromancer Whö
Fucks like seni-trucks stuck N Muk – grimer)
Like pollution’s Primer, set’И Great Lakes on
Fire! Cuyahoga County contract’И Canadian
Mounties – Moose B Buffalo’s caboose, thus
Very polite, always sorry – unless Ü R 1 öF
Those N’Diginous innuits – then We could
Not give a single shit Whö our Monster bit
Since -just like KiDS that Catholics Rape – I’m
Safe – they don’t even know how 2 speak – how
Could they tattletale on Me? White lies like whales
Your spirituality B destined 2 end N Failure – Taylor
N’Transition like a sailor ready 2 trade his C-legs
& B’CüM A cobbler or a tailor – Koehl, like my
“First Her” an Ally, though twisted glasses
Frame subjected tragics like trash Ü hope
Will Vanish like Black Magik – Ü make Me
SiC 2 even B associated with your “Belief”
Abnegation, Absurd words like Frustration
Make Me kill entire congregations – so another
2 AD[h]D 2 Holy Hypocrisy’s heap – &beep beep*
SDS – though, not anymore – Mü§iC let’s Me know
When NöИØ B Far from home like Tom Holland
The Netherlands never understands strands
Of Me lead’И Ü 2 my source code like DNA
My gnome’s genome almost B mapped
Like my destination Home – time 2 Fap
Shoot my goo like Kobe shoots his shot
Backed up like blood clots, uncomfortable
As Psych-ward cots, §hady as §1iM’s THØT§
Brain rot has caught Me – Again, Again & Again
From finish’И my sermon’s session: now! Here
TL;DR – stop worrying about Holy Aesthetic
God likes both obesity & bulimic queens
Though He wants Ü 2 B Healthy, doesn’t
Change the fact GöDD has the most öDD
Taste, so when N Roam, y waste Fate’s
Date where kankles & 4th chins both
Congregate – I Am not here 2 judge
Just make LüV from above like A
Dove – I Am Prince’s LüV §ymbol
Ey3 love it when Her legs tremble
Quiver like a shiver when I shiv Her
“Stop” means “don’t stop” – Perogies!
Kills the mood, but that’s what Safe
Words R supposed 2 do – let Ü X’plore
Her like A whore but not act like a boar
Outdoor sex B N’tents, sometimes Ü don’t
Know how 2 react – let’s just W8 N C if Her
Pinky N my brown C inspires ñü∿feel’Иs
That make Me CüM like never B-4, wet
Like C-shores, technicolor cores, let
Pores absorb absurd standards at
Their own pace – some soggy sponges
Just need 2 B replaced – don’t B A Square
Else Uma Thurman won’t Dance with Bear
Blue balls – like my first date when I got Head
Yet -still- ended with a limp after wait-И 6 hours
So my tower already B past the point öF Pain
Bruised balls develop full delay’И my Juice
CRU’s use Whö were ready 2 race 2 any
Place – virgins always have shoes laced
Which B y they get so many False Starts
Descend-И like Drake (the dragon, not that
Pedophile – Ey3 always wondered y He felt so
Vile) – Kyle? R Ü there? It’s been awhile & long
Like the Bexley Mile – but I Am ready 2 climb
Crooked ladders – Nö bile N my gallbladder
Here, take this acid tab, I like 2 share like
Care bears – Now can Ü C them stare’И
Ü down like a clown – Nö wonder Ey3
Frown all around town – propper like A
Noun just means Ü B act’И as their monkey
Speed Racer is crazier than bluebirds born with
RED words – lines blurred, sentences slurred – Fack
Back 2 this shit stack – do Ü C what Ü have done 2
Me? I’m N§ane ’cause LüV B Simple enough 4
KiD§ 2 Ünderstand Me – love your neighbor
& stay N your lane: GöDD might B Omni-
Everything – meaning He exists where
Ever He pleases – Ü cannot stop HiM
Yet – He believes N Privacy, and so
Consents 2 leave Ü & 2 X’plore
Your demons when angels R
Locked out – no need 2 shout
About clout nor the “Right” route
3 Lefts -§till- leads 2 Me, so A drought
Doesn’t mean GöDD H8s Ü, just that Ü
Flew 2 close 2 the §üN – even Icarus
Melts when wax wings get 2 close
2 celestial batteries like putting
Your Tongue on 9-Volt – stung
A bit, but funny like Teen zits
Jesus fuck’И Christ – I Am Lost
So just skipp’И 2 “Found” 4 Real
4 Real, 4 Real – it’s our Time now!
So here’s the simple & clean summary
That’s plane like Cartesian Ts with squiggly
Likes – polynomial trends attempt 2 ammend
The §eparation caused by Science – §weet Schism
Like increments öF light ∿ bent through prisms
& get’И -stuck- like Proof: Trapped N A prison
4 robots & queerats Whö We have genetically
Manifested by managing malnutrition like
§tarve’И Marvin conjuring-chiral positions
N’§tant Transmissio’И like Goku – though
Use’И Kybalion Alchemy & Quantum
Tunneling like worms wake’И up Fall’И
Down A rabbit hole after pay’И the Troll’s
Toll – J. Cole stole gold, but which Cole holds
Orange Origami Swans – unfold Me like lazy
Laundry – Wrinkles R Weird, though I think
Ironically – §team B Even §tranger – Danger
How I’d describe ܧ N this place – whatever
Scatter brained mainframe 4 A name game
“Same” – Mood, like Lewd & Crude – Terrible
Like Rex, 2 like porcelain pecs – float’И like
Dandruff flecks – engine check – an Enigma 4
Travelers with checks, no money – so no paper
Nor plastic – fantastic – Static Shock fuck’И rocks
My socks off ∿ freaky foreigners & magic mariners
Ignore’И the Bus, trust means eat’И pizza crust
Even when it’s covered N Rust – Red like Lust
But B’4 Ey3 can bust my Name’s NüT Again
Again & Again – just gonna board the Last
Train Home like A Stardust Crusader, so
Here’s -§- the Real TL;DR stop paint’И
Your mirror over GöDD’§ face, so just
-Stop- act’И like coppers, Ü R All pyrite
Alright? Not OK – messy like May means
My TL;DR actually starts right Now! So here
Ey3 Go! Go! Like a Maniak 2 X’plain: GöDD does
Not care what Ü do 2 your skin & hair as long as
Ü R Happy, or at the least – content with the content
Of Consent’s agreement with Karma, like Big Pharma
So, stop lie’И 2 KiD§ about drugs, sex & Rock N’ Roll
Sure, they’ll put Ü N a tailspin – but that’s what’s
So fun Me, Evel Knievel may seem Crazy – but
Daredevils need 2 feel scared 2 ever care
So though I would never tell a kid 2
Follow N his footsteps – danger &
Risk isn’t Sin – it’s just one öF
Life’s Liminal Conditions
No need 2 make more N’§cisions
Ey3 have A good Vision 4 öDD∿KiD§
2 finally feel like they actually do fit N
Without being bent N’2 §trange Shapes
Nor B sent 2 Hell just 4 wear’И their colors
Hell isn’t RED – that’s just the color that Ü
Chose 2 assign N your Head, like mine
Hell strikes a nerve since it’s Blue
& makes Ü i11 like Bird Flu – fly
Like a Shy Guy – and Green B
§weet’s Demon – #2 like poo
Scared öF Ü – what. Do Ey3
‘Doo: how about Ü grow A
Pear like Kesha – refresha’
Like Bailey’s from a shoe
“I’m Old Gregg!” Man, China
Illinois was a great show, though
Don’t show me your Mangina like
The Mango flavor öF Orangina like
Tobuscus – he’s not A dick, he’s just
Had it rough – ’cause Dane Cook can’t
B the funny guy all the time – He B
A Man, not A Monkey nor A §oft
Machine – clean as Sheen when
He let’s go of Ultra Lord Whö
He absolutely adored, but
Buried HiM under floorboards
When need’И 2 make a §weet Escape
Like Baby Driver – Spacey always made me
Feel uncomfortable – I’m glad his house öF
Cards fell – too bad so did that KiD Whö
Went through Hell – sulphur N Wells
Brimstone clones made öF tomes
God dammit – I got Lost N Nome
Again – 4 Real, 4 Real, really Real
This Time, TL;DR – GöDD likes tattoos
& smokes a shit ton öF pot – Ü do Ü, just
Don’t project your N’§ecurities onto KiD§
Nor curse any valentine verse N’2 a hearse
Just ’cause you’re jealous of their Prada Purse
‘Cause if Ü want the Truth from Rine River’s
Reservoir: this Poem was N§pired by one öF
The few last öF the Real∿1s – A Little Christ
Not just A Holy Corpse öF A Christian Whö
Died N Church like clay birds on A perch
And the thing that sold Me on HiM – how
I knew He B A Real Friend – He was oh~so
Kind – a magnificent mind – yet tatted up like
A §ign öF his Divine Mime actually aligns with
Nõ⌁Reason∿ИØ⌁Rhyme’s oh~so GØöD☯D3§iGИ
♡Sugar☆World☮ 