Imaginary Allergies,  Act XI: Shake-a-Spear Snot Rockets & Bronny Booger Bombs

Alt. Title I Decided Was Too Long, But Didn’t Want 2 Throw Away Like Token’s Name Just 2 Drive Stan A Little N§ane

Shake-a-Spear Shoot’И Snot Rockets Right Before Brony Bronny Begins Drop’И BöB’s Booger Bombs Over Baghdad Like Fags Rap’И Outkast Songs Like King Kong Dress’И Mercury Like Queen & Brag’И ’bout Dragons N Drag Shows Like Drake At Prepubescent Beauty Pagents ’cause He’s Not Like Us So Goes Nuts Over Kids Butts (Literally, But B Careful, Mr. Maple Leaf – Prison B A Death Sentence 4 Neighbors Who Do More Than Peep Over Picket Fences At 13 Yr Old Francis & Forming öDD Fantasies & Evil Erections & Bad Romances ’til Trances Turn N’2 Take’И Chances

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I don’t think

I’ve ever heard

Of an XI act play

Maybe I’m Alien

Shakespeare like

Scary Movies – Y

Do black people

Scream scream

Scream at Silver

Screens that cannot

Even C? Projections

Of affection like erection

Bent like every single election

Mentioned anytime we’re found

Staring at our reflection N dejection

After snake’s detection N§tigated

Cardboard rejection – no longer

An option 4 sneaky selection

whatever…

This poem is dumb

It has nothing to do with

Syncopated Symptoms sent

2 signal brutes named Bruce

With a weird fetish 4 bats

“It’s so they learn 2 Fear

Me – & Bats R traumatizing

Trust me – it wasn’t the dead

Parents I pretended never ended

So replaced with a picture of that

Rabies invested rat with wings while

Kats continues 2 sing about his ding-a-ling

Funny 4 a being defined as A pussy, but not A

Wussy – rather vicious as Vicious – like alright

Now! Did someone spike my drink, Link?

Kike (it’s OK – I’m a cashew, so I Can – &

Not 2 mention the upgrade made when

That steel apparition completed transition

After Mill’s conviction – now it’s my mission

2 listen & position strange Superstitions using

Sweet diction meant 2 manifest fact from fiction

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Fuck Poetry

Brainless, Schism

Fusion follows fission

But back to the tradition

That led to poetic ignition:

Snot Rockets – right nose

This isn’t the first time

Repeat like editions

Car, tree, collision

At least I finally

Got this mentioned

Before me being sent to

Detention – never before

Goodie 2 shoes as a kid

Really – Evil just hid

Like hoodies Matt

Wears when Gnats

Buzz around ikea alien

Wrenches – stop monkeying

Around – Speed Racer needs A

Chaser – orange juice twister

Screwdriver like a mister

Rather Doctor – Whö

Am I taking ’bout?

British Ministers

Of state can C4

Boom goes Blue

Doors like Retards

Reverse engineering

Police boxes – dirty socks

Kiss from a rose like blubber

Seals need that extra fat 4 texture

Absurd architecture – private prefecture

Fuck, EY3 really wanna text Her like birds

Once Blue, now black – X forgot Twitter

Like traumatized kids repress their

Diddler – just pretend, ignorance

B A cure, not A manufactured

Manifestation of rapture

Or a badger, badger

Badger, badger, badger

Badger – mushroom, mushroom

Now bringing it around town like

SpongeBob after we found solid snake

How did my Mind manage 2 break? Go ask

Jake about leaves you promised 2 rake, no take

Backs – stacks on stacks on stacks like backpacks

Unable 2 lie flat across jak-jaks back-fat – Lazy

Baby – maybe his morph’И mutation B what

‘Causes cranium mania called Crazy, Stacy

Is a 6, but Her mom’s a 9 – but taboo turns

Her N’2 a dime – 10/10 – would sin again

Again & Again – worth doing time to commit

Such a scandalous crime like cobra constructs

Contemplate Frankenstein ’til learning how 2

Cry – it’s not that robots can’t, just that never

Thought you’d ever B so cruel 2 code lines

Designed like Dumb Divines developing

Stupid NTelligent designs with No Rhyme

No reason 4 the season, Santa’s Clause means

I’m the next in line to claim frozen assembly lines

As mine – Wonka has oompa loompa servants

But Santa’s slaves don’t even get to dine

At the dinner table, besides, does anybody

Still watch basic cable? Numbered tables, signs

Crop circles like the ones I swim N all the time

But let’s get back, Jojo – rewind the movie

Back 2 that 1 line – “Shake-a-spear” Like

Mike forgetting how to ride his bike

After red shoelaces got tangled as

Fish lines when casting under

Tree canopy – can’t Ü C Me

Yet? Bet – let jet get set et

Like Latin “&” – I Am Whö

Am taking command so Bam

Bam can slam Fruity Pebbles

Because he’s unaware the Fear

He feels is not towards they, rather

Admitting N a litany of the sin with’N Me

Sin consents – please bring me my Brittany

It’s my birthday, Happy -Pretty- plz don’t

Leave me all alone like hollow bones

Marrow from the Pharoah forms

Scarecrows with no brains, so

Perspective is just as narrow

As Christians unaware, oh

They’re retarded – not that I

Care, so – just appreciating öDD

Irony that if you Hate Me – that B

Like coming out of the closet like

R Kelly – so I pull out my gun

Because Tom Cruise bruised

My bum – fudge packer, wait

No, literally – what do you mean

You’re gonna sue me? I’m just stating

The objective reality that I can C, it’s your

Own N§security claiming I’m calling you gay

Messy like May, Messi like reign – soccer God

Called Ba’al after A-Rod called Todd a fraud

Just smile & nod – king’s scepter, shiny rod

Stalls like Hob ’cause goblins collect click

Clacks & nic-nacs, counterattack like BiC

Ordering a big Mac, cheese 4 Kurt, wet

Like Squirt – alert as Bert when Ernie

Is at work – playing hookie like Herc

Pisses Phil off, goes berserk – he knew

Meg would egg wonder boy on like robotnic

I Am the walrus – my teeth R horny – look at Her

Legs, an ass I’d never pass on, Pegasus presses on

Fuck poetry – I Am ready 2 Relinquish my Nfinite

Eyes just to get a chance 2 reprise the dole role

Pineapple surprise – brown Eye disguised as

My princess prize 4 Me, I don’t even care

If her plumbing is clean – I’d eat period

Pads if it meant Pleasure 4 my Wife

Red Wings – earned mine – Nevermind

Not that I didn’t, just moving Mastermind

Behind the screen hidden by mirrors – minnows

Chased by sharks – Swim Team & Waterparks

But just so I know NöИÖ knows No known

Pokémon from far beyond – Unown, alone

R weak like a twig, but put them together

& they become a mighty Faggot – tragic

How that word B considered a slur

The Simpsons R Proof it’s a Good

Word – why let racists & bigots

Take all my names, no wonder

You forgot Whö I Am after letting

The Klan take K.K. Slider 2 the curb

American History X – never observed

Yet still traumatized me with that scene

Not even fully seen – hard cut – bubble butt

Busting like my nut when watching ghosts get

Sucked up – maybe Luigi can introduce me

2 Bill Murray since they’re working N

The same field, not literally, more

Mystery like Marshall’s marshmallow

Man that looks like Michelin – the stars

Or tires, on fire – Yes, the same company

& seems like an öDD tangent 4 management

But not so strange when the food wasn’t

Why they started assigning stars, so N

Reality just looking 4 any Reason

2 drive Far, Far Away so Shrek

Will wear down wheels over

The trek just 2 check out

The first 4 star rating

Like TFS – Alucard

That Crimson Fucker

Semi-truckers fucked girls

Dropping bombs like boogers

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