I love shit-posting
I don’t care enough
To explain if you don’t
Already know what shit-posting is
But either way – I love it
There’s nothing that actually
Needs to be said
Which is why
The best poetry
Is just random rants
A Madman’s mumblings
About absolutely nothing
Because words are a trick
They may taste sweet as
The lollipops you lick
But they’re as real as
Chick-flics; plastic
Like Bic – though
What I’m really
Trying to get
At – be how
I don’t even
Give a shit, so
Realize you’re just
Waisting your time trying
To figure out an imaginary puzzle