Komodo Dragon [Envy Edition]

Hey!
Wait…am I
Actually…shedding?
So, like some strange sort
Of Random reptile?
Like A Weird
White snake, wired When
inspired by A Rainbow Zebra’s
7th stripe soon 2 B ripe like hype
Produced by purple pipes while I type

& wondering if maybe this means
Now! B Time’s turning point
A §tory’s Rhyme; where
M. Night Shyamalan suddenly
Pops Up, like “‘sup” to present us
Another terrible plot twist; unmasked
Like an Opera Phantom’s burned face
Masquerade; bad taste, disgraced
REMinds Me of paste – holding
This shitstorm of a story
Together like birds öF
Ruffled Feathers Whö
Flock together like glue &
Found Me, Lost; Now! Go “Wow!”
As Dramatic Irony°descends.upon Me
Like Epiphany ∿ revealing how: Me – A
Real MC – that I really B: Cold-Blooded
Like A lizard person; my ancestry acts
Black as a track & those triggered by
Saying N…evermind; whatever, I may
Like 2 play with risqué words – but
I Won’t die on Suicide Hill, & so
Chill; do Ü need some purple pills?
Because I’m Black, too; White whacks Ü
With Blue PROOF 4 Youth; now, W3 W8’И on
23&Me 2 get Back 2: Whö I Am; whatever…
I -Actually- Am whenever I Am born N§ide
Of Green electricity ⌁ having gotten
Lost when N’B’Tween Ü, Me & Whöever
Finally found Fame’s formless food
So, Saffron Saul saw periwinkle Paul
& called How this oh~so öDD story ends
Before even beginning the preface; like
Whoa! Holy Cow! what. Compelling Cinema!

Not.

A Lizard person
B about as original
As Green Aliens & Grays
öF öDD proportional anatomy

If anything
I had wanted to
Be a crab person as
I really enjoy chanting
Plus + I Am a Cancer – like
It B written N the §tars & thus
That B the Real reason Y the tables
R numbered, going all the way up to #23

¿
Oh, well; what. the Hell
whatever…if I’m really
Like Felix: Argonian, so
Scaled skin & cold blood
What reptile do I desire
?

A chameleon could
B pretty Cool, but
I heard From an Λb’
surd bird: Karma B∿A
Bitch like finch, but
I already got my final
Stitch while BlueOrange
Formed nameless Nic: N’2
A cob of corn, deformed
By Thunder & Lightning
Storms preformed like
The ice cream wizard
Delivering a frozen
Twister, my mister
Kissed her & then
Tasting sweet as
The Dairy Queen
Treats, called
“blizzard” so
REMinding Me
Of a sister
Whö hissed
Like Kats
Whenever
He Takes
Courage
Up 2 bat
Like rats
On sinking
Ships after
I get Back &
So I go: XØXØ

Maybe A bearded dragon B
My Fashion, like Passion
Seems fitting for A Sage
Whö forgot that name for
Those things you use to
Cut a beard off with A
Sharp-edged surface &
So what. were those
Gosh-darned things
Called? Hmmm…
…Nevermind
whatever…

I think I Am
Gonna go with
A Komodo Dragon
No Ryhme or Reason
Y – ΣY∃ just decided
It sounded pretty cool
Like riding my motorcycle
With N’Ø helmet while taking
Drags of fags Whö B born beneath
British flags (don’t trigger A bitch
Fit, kid) bet -like A set- of all sets
Get bent by Boba fett since Jango
Repents for regrets he let go
Like cinder of cigarettes