“Clamp Fault”

Donating today

Right arm, green ring, green 4, booth 5, machine 09

It’s been relatively quick today

It’s 9:27 & I’m in a bed

So, I’ll probably be pumping within 10 minutes

All in all

I expect to be out in under an hour & a half

Well, this is interesting

Something messed up

For once it wasn’t me

And even more luckily

I don’t really have to suffer any consequences

My donation got botched

Something with a broken clamp

But even though I only donated 130mL

They’re still gonna give me my full payment

So I can’t really complain about inconvenience

Plus, I got a bottle of powerade

This has been a pleasant disaster

As I’m waiting for my blood to fall back into me

They have to use gravity to put it back in

Since the machine isn’t working

One thing that I thought was funny

Was how they reacted

When they noticed something was wrong

Let’s just say they’re lucky I just assumed I’d live

Because I could have easily seen someone freak out

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