Donating today
Right arm, green ring, green 4, booth 5, machine 09
It’s been relatively quick today
It’s 9:27 & I’m in a bed
So, I’ll probably be pumping within 10 minutes
All in all
I expect to be out in under an hour & a half
…
Well, this is interesting
Something messed up
For once it wasn’t me
And even more luckily
I don’t really have to suffer any consequences
My donation got botched
Something with a broken clamp
But even though I only donated 130mL
They’re still gonna give me my full payment
So I can’t really complain about inconvenience
Plus, I got a bottle of powerade
This has been a pleasant disaster
…
As I’m waiting for my blood to fall back into me
They have to use gravity to put it back in
Since the machine isn’t working
One thing that I thought was funny
Was how they reacted
When they noticed something was wrong
Let’s just say they’re lucky I just assumed I’d live
Because I could have easily seen someone freak out