If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?
6 January 2024
I live in the Midwest, which means I’m surrounded by corn and “HELL IS REAL” billboards, so I figured “YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO HELL” is an appropriate message, given what accompanies it.
P.S. Fuck all of you fire & brimstone Christians 🖕
6 January 2026
I wanted to provide an update since this question came up again, but someone ended up making my vision come true, and in an even better wording than mine. I’ll have to go get a picture sometime today since I can’t remember the exact phrasing, but it basically said something along the lines of, “Love doesn’t hold you hostage.” Such a beautiful & true message, plus a subtle “F-U” to the “Hell is real” billboard about a quarter-mile down the road trying to force you into submission with Fear.