Random Thought #258: R-Tard

The thing about Retards R that they don’t know they’re retarded; they have to be told they R, and the Real Retards can’t even comprehend that…

P.S. Racists R unironically Retarded.

P.P.S. I don’t think I used that word right, but what do I know? I’m retarded.

P.P.P.S. Retards R like Trains; mine isn’t that kind that hates 4 dumb reasons. I’m the kind that’s 2 dumb 4 H8…

P.P.P.P.S Someone will misinterpret this. You’re not retarded, just dumb, but whatever…

P.P.P.P.P.S Ü never cared what I said. Metaphor B∿Å Whore….

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