One of the lady's working at the bag check-in told a woman behind me to "follow that lady over there..." It took me a second to realize she was talking about me; I just shaved, plus I'm in N'CogИeat-O mode, meaning my hair is down, my hat is on, and though I'm not wearing sunglasses … Continue reading

A conversation can't be prepared. Small talk exists for people to pretend they aren't socially inept. They learned the "code" but never D'CypheЯ'd iT... CØdª