Donating today Left arm, yellow ring, green 8, booth 5, machine 07 Today's super slow I just got in a bed at 11:36 For my 10:15 appointment Luckily I have nowhere to be So, patience made the wait easy Though, I do hope now that I'm back here I don't have to wait that much … Continue reading 69th Donation
Author: Bizarre Bard
Random Thought #65: GOAT
People like complaining about superstars having big egos, which I can understand because some celebrities are absolutely insufferable, but it's not because they have big egos. If you truly are the greatest among the greats, it requires you to have a big ego because, at the end of the day, when God asks you who … Continue reading Random Thought #65: GOAT
Random Thought #64: Coke Zero™ Accountability
There's an irony behind "sugar-free soda" being a product targeted towards people who probably got diabetes from drinking too much of the original product.
Random Thought #63: Ancient Rome Had Lead Plumbing
I think what we're witnessing in America is the natural consequence of a generation raised eating lead-based paint chips while inhaling the fumes from leaded gasoline. https://roman-empire.net/society/lead-poisoning-in-ancient-rome-did-they-know https://open.spotify.com/track/2o0bNqX8RnohqB1w2ufofZ?si=aGZvPpuYQbGI_h3zsuMLcw
Random Thought #62: General N’§urance
One of the hard parts about reality is that your heroes are supposed to become washed up. It's hard to see Shaq selling car insurance, but it's part of the natural order. If our heroes stayed untouchable for all eternity, that means that becomes our limit. Our heroes are supposed to be the giants whose … Continue reading Random Thought #62: General N’§urance
Random Thought #61: X=-X; X=0
I think my problem with most people isn't about their beliefs, but rather their inflexibility when it comes to expanding them. I could use flat-earthers as an example, but I'm going to choose a more controversial example since basically everyone with a brain not poisoned by irony understands the world is round. So I'm not … Continue reading Random Thought #61: X=-X; X=0
Random Thought #60: Samos Doesn’t Say Cl*nker
I think one of the biggest misconceptions of the "subconscious" is the idea that it's a human construct. I don't want to get lost in the explanation of what the "subconscious" really is, but it exists in forms unrecognizable to humanity. Animals, plants, and even rocks have their own experience with the subconscious, though once … Continue reading Random Thought #60: Samos Doesn’t Say Cl*nker
Random Thought #59: Lithium Lies
Psychosis is the experience where you realize your imaginary friends are real, so you start treating them like real people, but then everyone else who can't see them get scared, so they call you crazy & lock you up in a psych ward "for your own safety" until they gaslight you into believing your real … Continue reading Random Thought #59: Lithium Lies
Random Thought #58: 1st Is The Worst…
I prefer being in 2nd place, because everyone is concerned about beating 1st, while only 3rd is focused on me. https://open.spotify.com/track/47cBSa7mUrCIdlrLmF5jip?si=ouNzpQmTQIiY8NRAZvr5pw https://open.spotify.com/track/00HbSKU5Ldo6GkxWUTKC3R?si=IjyoBY3RRPG5jtpAjDefcw https://open.spotify.com/track/2gACztBILFeZXbcE4hQfUX?si=Qh0x_4wKQUaCGSumLTv7bA
An Hour
Donating today Right arm, yellow ring, blue 7, booth 5, machine 16 This is maybe the second time I've had literally no wait If anything, less than a wait Because I was walking in at 10:29 For my 10:30 appointment & I didn't even have time to sit down Before they called my name Now … Continue reading An Hour
Random Thought #57: Ü Can (Not) Force Good Timing
https://youtu.be/FvfoS9tGYCU?si=b5ImGWwLRkvC3uGu I think the simplest way to describe the difference between the Light & Dark side of the Force is that the Light side gives you power not when you want it but when you need it, whereas the Dark side gives it to you when you want it but not when you need it. … Continue reading Random Thought #57: Ü Can (Not) Force Good Timing

