I think the dumbest argument For keeping people in prison For weed - even throughout Its decriminalization & legalization Is: "it was illegal then, and They knowingly broke the law" OK So when you drank As a freshman in college Does that mean you deserve 5 years taken away from you Since you knowingly broke … Continue reading Underage Drinking Is Against The Law, Too

People like to complain about the Patriarchy & yet their solution is to establish a Matriarchy Since, clearly, the problem is the Y chromosome & not the fact that we have shitty Patriarchs So, obviously, there can't be shitty Matriarchs While ignoring the atrocities of Margaret Thatcher

The problem with echo chambers Is that ideas are like people They come together & birth new ideas So, when you're somewhere Where everyone says the same thing Incestuous ideas mutate Into disgusting abominations Which resemble nothing of its ancestors ... You see it in social justice a lot People who isolate themselves from the … Continue reading Incestuous Ideas

I think what keeps Eminem relevant And firmly placed on top With no fear of falling Is because he hasn't forgotten Where he came from He still raps like he's poor Like he has nothing to lose Not that he sees no worth in himself Just that he knows that whatever you throw at him … Continue reading §elf-Anointed

Books don't make people smart They fill your head with the words Of someone who's actually smart, then Tricks people into believing they're smart By having psuedo-intelectual conversations With people just as far up their ass as they are So they don't realize when they're in the presence Of Genius https://youtu.be/hIdsjNGCGz4?si=mqD3gr1erRGkAjEV https://youtu.be/gqHRz6SrfiA?si=nq2efmrYPicghFjJ

What's funny about those Who believe sexuality is a choice Don't realize they're admitting Much more about themselves Than they are exposing the Truth About the nature of Man as a whole Since, even being a Queer person Who has questioned a homo-relationship So in a way, have a choice in which way I sway … Continue reading Natural Desire

Donating today Right arm, green ring, green 7, booth 1, machine 20 I finally got a new ring After weeks of bringing my own I still brought a yellow one today But decided to take a new one Since they were actually fully stocked So I wouldn't feel guilty That someone wouldn't get one

People always seem surprised When something suddenly breaks Like they think everything was working perfectly So there was no way to tell it was about to collapse Except that's not true at all 'Cause if you look at the data You'd see that 10 years ago A single bolt came loose & after 10 years … Continue reading No Maintenance

I think the most obnoxious thing Is when someone announces "That's not funny" Like, if it's not funny Then people won't laugh We don't need you to act like A live studio audience cue card To tell us when & when not to laugh ... All that saying "That's not funny" Is really saying "Stop … Continue reading “That’s Not Funny”

I find it difficult To discuss art with others Because I never know What type of criticism They want to partake in Do you wanna appreciate The art for what it is while Getting drunk on box wine? Or do you want to be a pretentious prick Who laughs like a rich person While sniffing … Continue reading It’s What’s Outside The Glass That Makes Wine Fun

I think what's funny About everyone freaking out About all of these horrid opinions Becoming mainstream philosophies Is that I grew up on 4chan - it's not new People decided to integrate internet into society Then wonder why the world started to go to shit 4chan is anonymous - whatever you say about them They're … Continue reading Hitler Did Nothing Wrong (According 2 The N’Ternet)