I think what keeps Eminem relevant And firmly placed on top With no fear of falling Is because he hasn't forgotten Where he came from He still raps like he's poor Like he has nothing to lose Not that he sees no worth in himself Just that he knows that whatever you throw at him … Continue reading §elf-Anointed
Category: Poetry
How Do You Like Them Apples
Books don't make people smart They fill your head with the words Of someone who's actually smart, then Tricks people into believing they're smart By having psuedo-intelectual conversations With people just as far up their ass as they are So they don't realize when they're in the presence Of Genius https://youtu.be/hIdsjNGCGz4?si=mqD3gr1erRGkAjEV https://youtu.be/gqHRz6SrfiA?si=nq2efmrYPicghFjJ
Natural Desire
What's funny about those Who believe sexuality is a choice Don't realize they're admitting Much more about themselves Than they are exposing the Truth About the nature of Man as a whole Since, even being a Queer person Who has questioned a homo-relationship So in a way, have a choice in which way I sway … Continue reading Natural Desire
Different #
Donating today Right arm, green ring, green 7, booth 1, machine 20 I finally got a new ring After weeks of bringing my own I still brought a yellow one today But decided to take a new one Since they were actually fully stocked So I wouldn't feel guilty That someone wouldn't get one
No Maintenance
People always seem surprised When something suddenly breaks Like they think everything was working perfectly So there was no way to tell it was about to collapse Except that's not true at all 'Cause if you look at the data You'd see that 10 years ago A single bolt came loose & after 10 years … Continue reading No Maintenance
“That’s Not Funny”
I think the most obnoxious thing Is when someone announces "That's not funny" Like, if it's not funny Then people won't laugh We don't need you to act like A live studio audience cue card To tell us when & when not to laugh ... All that saying "That's not funny" Is really saying "Stop … Continue reading “That’s Not Funny”
It’s What’s Outside The Glass That Makes Wine Fun
I find it difficult To discuss art with others Because I never know What type of criticism They want to partake in Do you wanna appreciate The art for what it is while Getting drunk on box wine? Or do you want to be a pretentious prick Who laughs like a rich person While sniffing … Continue reading It’s What’s Outside The Glass That Makes Wine Fun
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong (According 2 The N’Ternet)
I think what's funny About everyone freaking out About all of these horrid opinions Becoming mainstream philosophies Is that I grew up on 4chan - it's not new People decided to integrate internet into society Then wonder why the world started to go to shit 4chan is anonymous - whatever you say about them They're … Continue reading Hitler Did Nothing Wrong (According 2 The N’Ternet)
Irreverent Respect
There's an interesting point Where a certain level of disrespect Or rather apparent lack of respect In itself becomes the highest form of respect A familiar kind of respect The kind of respect Where you call your boss "dude" Not because you don't recognize their significance But you know that they know you respect them … Continue reading Irreverent Respect
Eminem’s Evangelism
I think what's funny about People who criticize Eminem Especially Christians About him being a bad influence Is that he's actually the reason why I recognize my self as a Christian Because I was so embarrassed By how Christians act That I didn't want my name in association While still believing in the philosophy Just … Continue reading Eminem’s Evangelism
B-Ball GOATs
I have a strange relationship with Basketball Especially when it comes to its stars I don't play or watch much of it But I do enjoy it whenever it's on So I'm very much on the outside While still appreciating the sport And so, my limited exposure to it Let's me appreciate players for different … Continue reading B-Ball GOATs