The problem with having All the answers to Life Is you realize There's still 1 question left "Why bother keep on living?" https://open.spotify.com/track/29tKprMGnf4yxIhWmN0NHq?si=e0iFQZTrQXeTGJAbP-umyA
The Best N This Chair
One of the truths I hold dear to my heart & keeps me humble Is understanding The greatest guitarist Is some homeless vagrant That you'll never hear of Who doesn't even know How to tie his shoes He just happens to be The embodiment of the Blues https://open.spotify.com/track/1OuN92HcVG6NVpWbeESNB3?si=LkB0yqqXRameNaxk95fkKg https://youtube.com/shorts/fARN1Vd31C0?si=wjL7M7u-jI8tQtU7
Unfinished
Writing down my thoughts 'Til apathy cuts them short & left
Humble Facade (Made N God’s Image)
A lot of humble people Are narcissists in disguise Since a narcissist is aware The most unappealing thing about them Is the fact that they're a narcissist So, in order to get around Their ego getting in the way of their ego They give praise & thanks to God When deep down, they take the … Continue reading Humble Facade (Made N God’s Image)
Pretty Backed-Up
Donating Right arm, yellow ring, blue 7, booth 1, machine 08 They're pretty backed up today I had a 12:30 appointment & I didn't get called to check in 'til 12:59 After the about 5 minute check in Where they take your weight, blood pressure, etc. There was still another wait just to get to … Continue reading Pretty Backed-Up
When Life Gives You Lemons, Juggle Them
I think a big reason why A lot of comedians Tend to be losers Is when you're a loser Everyone laughs at you regardless Meaning you get used to making a fool of yourself So comedians are the ones who decided If they were gonna be mocked They might as well do something funny https://open.spotify.com/track/35pPdHUIxE3OQxIeVuFL7Q?si=V48XbB5yQRmBoN-6xlLlKQ … Continue reading When Life Gives You Lemons, Juggle Them
Underage Drinking Is Against The Law, Too
I think the dumbest argument For keeping people in prison For weed - even throughout Its decriminalization & legalization Is: "it was illegal then, and They knowingly broke the law" OK So when you drank As a freshman in college Does that mean you deserve 5 years taken away from you Since you knowingly broke … Continue reading Underage Drinking Is Against The Law, Too
The Iron Lady
People like to complain about the Patriarchy & yet their solution is to establish a Matriarchy Since, clearly, the problem is the Y chromosome & not the fact that we have shitty Patriarchs So, obviously, there can't be shitty Matriarchs While ignoring the atrocities of Margaret Thatcher
Incestuous Ideas
The problem with echo chambers Is that ideas are like people They come together & birth new ideas So, when you're somewhere Where everyone says the same thing Incestuous ideas mutate Into disgusting abominations Which resemble nothing of its ancestors ... You see it in social justice a lot People who isolate themselves from the … Continue reading Incestuous Ideas
§elf-Anointed
I think what keeps Eminem relevant And firmly placed on top With no fear of falling Is because he hasn't forgotten Where he came from He still raps like he's poor Like he has nothing to lose Not that he sees no worth in himself Just that he knows that whatever you throw at him … Continue reading §elf-Anointed
How Do You Like Them Apples
Books don't make people smart They fill your head with the words Of someone who's actually smart, then Tricks people into believing they're smart By having psuedo-intelectual conversations With people just as far up their ass as they are So they don't realize when they're in the presence Of Genius https://youtu.be/hIdsjNGCGz4?si=mqD3gr1erRGkAjEV https://youtu.be/gqHRz6SrfiA?si=nq2efmrYPicghFjJ