Write A Poem (or song) About It

10 February 202410 February 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

You get some great, amazingly fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do? https://open.spotify.com/track/2URpmILVPQ3tUe4g0DATNk?si=3xWbclATTQmJVPTVpLFFPQ (Good News) https://open.spotify.com/track/7b8aKAUn1BB2k1clevj4aB?si=Eh1dFcUFTY2ZuBUOzC8cNQ https://open.spotify.com/track/1DWZUa5Mzf2BwzpHtgbHPY?si=I7KOgVjYR724Ks1AMnpVsQ https://open.spotify.com/track/2eYsZ2JEq63Q0S8LQVscBm?si=uz_NJRSmT_i3zZOQyN8w0w https://open.spotify.com/track/1WsRuvitfegWXQJKRgRZrj?si=lyvDaP6nS22Ef3kih_rFbw Ready To Grow Up / My Real Goodbye I Am done saying sorry I Am ready to grow up The next Time We talk You will be talking to a changed man A ñü∿Man, and … Continue reading Write A Poem (or song) About It

Lying

9 February 20249 February 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

Are there any activities or hobbies you've outgrown or lost interest in over time? It was fun and I had a good run, but time has come to be done & grow up to become someone who understands even when you're #1, 1 lie means the king you sing about be little more than a … Continue reading Lying

Smarties

8 February 20248 February 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ 3 Comments

What's your favorite candy? Which is ironic - because if you are what you eat, then you'd expect my favorite to be Dum•Dums. https://madmanphilosophy.home.blog/2024/02/02/dumb-poems/

Virtual Insanity

7 February 20247 February 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

https://open.spotify.com/track/2Bxt2qamL6iu0XN0Td484J?si=OinflVgJSQaaqVvsUGZZYQ Do you need a break? From what? Virtual Insanity (The Good|Bad Future) Most people live Inside Their Virtual Insanity Nothing real ~ really Yet - §till - choose To live a second Life That's even faker than A Mortal's finite facade Turn off the TV & unplug The ethernet~cable, then You will see ~ … Continue reading Virtual Insanity

The Smartphone (The Brain’s External Hard Drive)

6 February 20246 February 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

The most important invention in your lifetime is... [Born in 1995] I've always considered the advancement of language & communication as the most significant factor to humanity's growth. The ability to share information & collaborate is one of our greatest strengths. This is why there are always huge booms of innovation whenever we upgrade our … Continue reading The Smartphone (The Brain’s External Hard Drive)

Soccer (Or Football For The Rest Of The World)

29 January 20246 March 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

Here's Some Soccer Poetry What are your favorite sports to watch and play? Noncommittal Reasons I've been watching lotsa Random soccer games or Football for foreigners Of teams &/or countries I vaguely know or even Completely unaware of & Have been having a blast At very least - more fun Than I have had in … Continue reading Soccer (Or Football For The Rest Of The World)

Nothing

25 January 20246 May 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

What do you enjoy doing most in your leisure time? King Nothing There's PowerN knowing how2 enjoy doingNothing, justSitting thereBasking N theSunlight 'tilNight & stillFeeling right Kingdom öF Nothing I Am Whö & BKing Nothing andI Am King öF NothingAnd my Crown looks likeA purple breeze, thenThey'd all point soB laughing, at Me“Wherever B your … Continue reading Nothing

Poetry & Pretending ΣY∃ Can C

23 January 20246 March 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

https://open.spotify.com/track/6i2ifys4vLhrgLgcaexIzW?si=rPHcu3EoTjq1x2ResilbCw List five things you do for fun. Gotta Catch ‘Em All I collect religions like Pokémon If you think you can only have 1 Then, you are dumber than dumb & Must not like having any fun, as Clearly you don't understand the Plan and blindly follow commands Because as long as you meet … Continue reading Poetry & Pretending ΣY∃ Can C

The Meaning öF Life (REM 2 EXP)

22 January 202422 January 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

If you could make your pet understand one thing, what would it be? So whenever I'm getting stressed out & pulling my hair out while trying to figure it out for myself, then I can look over at my dog licking his asshole and realize it just doesn't matter if I know. I'll end up … Continue reading The Meaning öF Life (REM 2 EXP)

Noah

21 January 202421 January 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

Whö is Noah? Noah is the ØИΣ Whö enjoys Life No Noah is the ØИΣ Whö loves Life – his Life – no matter if he's N pleasure or pain Noah is the ØИΣ whose §oul focus is, simply, to exist because Noah is the ØИΣ Whö dies when the body dies Noah is the … Continue reading Noah

20 January 202420 January 2024 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ 1 Comment

What's your dream job? Bizarre∿Яö©K§TÅR Breaking Guitars(Waiting 4 Change ’til I Got My Nickelback) There are those claiming How they wanna be A Rockstar When N actuality What they really mean is They just wanna feel like one And which explains why They're only found Taking Time to listen To old music, instead of Taking … Continue reading “I wanna B Å∿Яö©K§TÅR”