315: instrument of mass destruction

29 May 202219 December 2025 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ 1 Comment

he killed the devil in a rap battle by stealing his golden violin & using that violin for violence to beat the shit outta rotting corpses - murdering that gold violin with a white chainsaw with black teeth - his favorite instrument of mass destruction https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6XVJePm578RlyBv2mnlpkz?si=smgV6JoSReeOeP67PFbGQQ&utm_source=copy-link 19 December 2025 8:20AM https://open.spotify.com/track/08kB9HSfrcIi83rymwgjMz?si=hVKRUGuCRdGwEIZKI7jMVQ

312: cool devils love smooth Jazz

28 May 202228 May 2022 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

people say the devil likes Black Metal and the color Red not mine - mine loves smooth Jazz, Rap & King Crimson & he's way cooler than your hot headed devil 'cause he never causes trouble he just loves being there when trouble happens the Patient little devil he lives for the experience & he's … Continue reading 312: cool devils love smooth Jazz

141 – For Your Listening Pleasure (While You Are Being Done In)

26 April 20225 November 2023 ~ Bizarre Bard ~ Leave a comment

Music To Be Murdered By plays Little Engine - record spinning My mind minding its rhyming Hammering loud, beating my timing Driving me insane like horse mane Running through Maine in vain As they claim to tame my name And complain when I Kamikaze Aeroplanes into Astral planes Because they're so plain & lame It's … Continue reading 141 – For Your Listening Pleasure (While You Are Being Done In)