Thinking of that dork from Dodgeball
He’s such a fatty and always sweaty
With his sports goggles that fog up
What a pathetic piece of shit
“L for Love” – He pretends
Because his girl really gets a whirl
Making fun of the loser she ended up with
Even his blind kids see he’s a geek – until
*snap*
After that final straw on the camel’s back
That looks like Him being in no-man’s land
And now all alone, as it’s down to 1 v 5
While his wife flirts in the stands
With another man who wants to eat her
Like she’s a cheeseburger on his kitchen floor
All while the other team be acting oh-so mean
Setting this scene where He’s turning Green
As Houlihan says: “You gotta get angry” &
With wrath’s floodgates finally opening
He’s ready to prove He’s really a man &
How He’s got more than just rubber balls by
Whipping them out so they can suck his schlong
After taking them all on like an epic hero’s song
Becoming instrumental in victory like a gong
Doing the unbelievable & going beyond!
It’s just not believable, Cotton
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