v.1
Now, as I am about to begin
I am realizing the irony of me
Trying to explain my perspective
Of Man-splaining, but ∿ whatever…
So, Man-splaining is one of those
Things I’ve been told that men do
Since they think less of women &
Means it's men talking down to
Them ∿ like little children
…
We don’t think
That You’re dumb
Since we know that
We are the dumb ones
& now, what I do not think
Women understand is how
–A lot of the times–
Men aren’t really
Talking down to them
Rather to my kid inside
Of me who is confused, too
So then, when we are talking &
Making you feel as children
It’s since we are stupid
So needed stupid ways
For us to remember
How to do things that
Also making us feel dumb
All the time, so like those
Little jingles or silly rhymes
v.2
Now, as I am about to begin
I am realizing the irony of me
Trying to explain my perspective
Of Man-splaining, but ∿ whatever…
So, Man-splaining is one of those
Things I’ve been told that men do
Since they think less of women &
Means it's men talking down to
Them ∿ like little children
We don’t think
You're stupid
We know that
It's us who
Are really
Dumb ones
…
& now ∿ what
I do not think
Women understand
B –A lot of times–
Men are not actually
Talking down to them &
Instead, to a kid inside
Of us who is confused, too
So then, when we are talking &
Making you feel as children
It’s since we are stupid
So needed stupid ways
For us to remember
How to do things that
Also making us feel dumb
All the time, so like those
Little jingles or silly rhymes
v.3
Now, as I am about to begin
I am realizing the irony of me
Trying to explain my perspective
Of Man-splaining, but ∿ whatever…
So, Man-splaining is one of those
Things I’ve been told that men do
Since they think less of women &
Means it's men talking down to
Them ∿ like little children
But I'm here to tell
You now just how that
This is oh~so far from
The Truth; for we don’t
See ourself superior or
Think you're stupid; we
Know it is actually us
Who are the Dumb ones
Thus think like kids
…
& now, what I do not think
Women understand, is how
–A lot of the times– A
Man is –in actually–
Thinking aloud & not
Talking down to them
Since we're –actually–
Addressing A kid, inside
Of us –who's confused– too
So then when we are talking &
Making you feel as children
It is since we are stupid
Thus needed stupid ways
Even men could remember
How: to do those things
Making us feel dumb, also
All the time, so like those
Little jingles & silly rhymes
v.4
Now, as I am about to begin
I am realizing the irony of me
Trying to explain my perspective
Of Man-splaining, but ∿ whatever…
So, Man-splaining is one of those
Things I’ve been told that men do
Since they think less of women &
Means it's men talking down to
Them ∿ like little children
…
Though I'm here to tell you
Now, how you couldn't be
Any further away from
The Truth since we
Don't think you
Are stupid; rather
Know that it's really
Men, who are stupid kids
'Cause: men think like kids
Meaning: what I don’t think
Women understand, is how
–Lot of the time– men
Are –in actuality–
Thinking, aloud
So unintentionally
Talking down ∿ we are
Addressing A kid, inside
Of us –Whö is confused– too
Then, whenever men do speak
To you –like A child– it
Is since we're stupid
So needed A stupid
Way to remember
How to do whatever
Makes us feel just as
Dumb every Time we use A
Little jingle & silly rhyme
D’xter Do’И The Dirty (Dishes) / düMb’s Thumb B’CüM’И oh~so NüMb From Lame’s N§ªИ3 Pain
1stb draft
As I’m about to begin
I’m realizing the irony
Of me trying to explain
My perspective of man-splaining
But, whatever…
Man-splaining is one of the things
I’ve been told that men do
Because they think less of women
& so that’s them talking down to you
…
What I don’t think women realize
Is that – a lot of the times – we aren’t
Actually talking to you – we don’t think
You’re dumb – we know that we’re dumb
So when we’re talking to you like a child
It’s because we’re so stupid we need
Stupid ways to remember how to
Do the things that make us
Feel dumb all the time
Like little jingles
& silly rhymes
alt.drafts
Now, as I am about to begin
I am realizing the irony of Me
Trying to explain my perspective
Of Man-splaining, but – whatever…
So, Man-splaining is one of those
Things I’ve been told that men do
Because they think less of women &
So, that’s men talking down to them
…
& now, what I do not think
Women understand is how:
–A lot of the times–
Men aren’t really
Talking down to them
Rather to our kid inside
Of us who is confused, too
We don’t think
That You’re dumb
Since We know that
We are the dumb ones
So then, when we are talking &
Make you full like a child
It’s because we are so
Stupid that we needed
Stupid ways for us
To remember how
To do those things
That make us feel dumb
All the time ∿ like those
Little jingles & silly rhymes
We don’t think
That You’re dumb
Since We know that
We are the dumb ones
& now, what I do not think
Women understand is how
–A lot of the times–
Men aren’t really
Talking down to them
Rather to my kid inside
Of Me who is confused, too
So then, when we are talking &
Making you feel as children
It’s since we are stupid
So needed stupid ways
For us to remember
How to do themthings thingsthat
Also making us feel dumb
All the time, so like those
Little jingles or silly rhymes
We don’t think
You’re stupid
We know that
It’s us who
Are really
Dumb ones
So now, what
I do not think
Women understand
B –A lot of times–
Men are not actually
Talking down to them &
Instead, to a kid inside
Of Me who is confused, too
So then, when we are talking &
Making you feel as children
It’s since we are stupid
So needed stupid ways
For us to remember
How to do themthings thingsthat
Also making us feel dumb
All the time, so like those
Little jingles or silly rhymes
…
But I’m here to tell
You now just how that
This is oh~so far from
The Truth; for We don’t
Think You’re stupid; We
Know it is actually us
Who are the Dumb ones
Thus think like kids
…
& now, what I do not think
Women understand is how
–A lot of the times–
Men aren’t really
Talking down to them
Rather to my kid inside
Of Me who is confused, too
So then, when we are talking &
Making you feel as children
It’s since we are stupid
So needed stupid ways
For us to remember
How to do things that
Also making us feel dumb
All the time, so like those
Little jingles or silly rhymes
…
I’m here to tell you now
Just how that couldn’t
Be any further, from
The Truth ∿ for We
Don’t think that
You’re stupid ∿ We
Know it is really us
Acting, like Dumb kids
Thus, we think like kids
& now, what I do not think
Women understand is how
–A lot of the times–
Men are actually
Thinking aloud
& unintentionally
Talk down as they’re
Talking to a kid inside
Of us who is confused, too
So then, when we are talking &
Making you feel as children
It’s since we are stupid
So needed stupid ways
For us to remember
How to do things that
Also making us feel dumb
All the time, so like those
Little jingles or silly rhymes
…
So now, what I do not think
Women understand, is how
–lot of the time– Men
Are, really – just
Thinking, aloud
So unintentionally
Talking down ∿ we are
Talking to a kid, inside
Of Me, Whö is confused, too
Then, whenever men do speak
To you -like A child- it
Is since we’re stupid
& need stupid ways
To remember how
To do those things
That make us men feel
Dumb all the time like A
Little jingle & silly rhyme
♡Sugar☆World☮ 