Random Thought #145: The Reason y Ohio /b/ /a/ Meme

I think I finally figured out how to describe my religion. It’s like my state, Ohio. Ohio is basically God. I live in Ohio in the way I believe in a particular God.

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I would say I’m a “Christian” in the same way that I say I’m from Columbus. I’m not really from Columbus, just a suburb close enough to pretend it’s Columbus. Because nobody outside of Columbus has heard of “Groveport” or “Canal Winchester,” but most people in America know the big 3 Cs: Columbus, Cleveland, & Cincinnati.

It’s like LeBron: the Cleveland legend, from Akron. But nobody knew where Akron was until LeBron, so it was easier to choose the closest “C” city until his Name became bigger than his actual hometown.

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My thoughts are really sporadic right now. Trying to capture the most interesting connections before I disappear, hoping you’ll be able to fill N the blanks

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