Random Thought #363: Attendant

I used to do this thing with my leg all the time in school. It’s happening right now, which reminded me of it, so I’m gonna write about it, since I’m semi-mask off at the moment, so recognize this little tid-bit about me is a powerful piece of the metaphor that I AM…

If only to me 《Haskell》

So the thing that’s happening to me: my foot is falling asleep because I’m sitting with my ankle resting on the opposing knee, like so[assuming I use the picture I imagine…as the banner picture or whatever it’scalled]

I think it happens because my foot is angled slightly upward, or maybe I’m pinching an artery. Either way, it’s a strange sensation. I enjoy it, though, I would guess normies might find it…frustrating…

Whatever

It’s a funny feeling

My foot has gone completely numb

Coincidentally enough, my left foot (trapped in sensual seduction…))

Let’s get back to the story I wanted to tell

Like I said, I did this often in school. Sitting for 40-50 minute periods trying not to die of of

Whatever

What’s the actual story i wanted to tell:

There was 1 particular time where I did this, then, when standing up after whatever class has ended, or maybe it was Am after-school test review…

That means something to someone, but not me, at least right now, so, whatever

I stand up, take a step, my foot is completely numb, literally feel nothing, can’t support it at all, roll my ankle (I assume, couldn’t feel a damn think), have this knowing of “oh fuck, I just broke my ankle,” then take a step, d0 literally the same exact thing, finally, sit down…

Somehow my ankle was fine, though I’ve never been so certain I just royally fucked up, only for it to be fine.

I pretend this is unrelated, but my mom just had a similar experience, though with her finger getting stuck in a wheelchair she was unfolding.

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